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staticnoise ([personal profile] staticnoise) wrote2018-12-07 06:43 am

fic ideas

i dont write much but i have Ideas

these are all konoha founders based since all i do is think about them

thisll get updated a few times


founders surgeon au snippets
- this is like...greys anatomy but with the konoha founders...listen i lov greys anatomy and i like medical shit in general...maybe its not super medical its also just them...hanging out around the hospital and...i mean if youve ever watched a medical drama u know what i mean. i actually have several of these written but ive never posted them fjdskfjds...i dont like posting stuff i dont like attention

messaging modern au?
- like...its just text/skype/discord/any msging app really messages? its just them talking about random stuff in their daily lives...its cute and fun. i also already have lots of these written but again i have issues posting stuff cuz i dont like attention ):

izutobi castle au
- tobiramas a homicide detective and izunas a mystery novelist who gets to be his partner because hes using him as inspiration for the main character of his novel(s). at first tobiramas like...Ugh...hes so annoying ! but they end up getting along and really like solving cases together. Maybe they get together idk? thats not til like way down the line tho kinda like how castle and beckett dont get together til s4 finale... i love the idea of them just trying to hide their relationship for a bit cuz. Workplace Relationship...they dont wanna get in trouble plus tobiramas nervous (hashirama and madara are already married in this au and i Guess they count as a workplace relationship but theyre in diff departments? madaras a homicide detective w/ mito as his partner and hashiramas a medical examiner). also id LOVE to write a version of the ep "murder he wrote" (s5e4) with them cuz. its good. anyway i just rly love castle...almost as much as i love greys

hashimada doctor/vampire au...
- okay. Okay. Listen. just hear me out with this one. madaras a vampire and hashiramas an ER doctor. or maybe hes a nurse idk. i dont know how they meet rly? maybe mads gets injured and hashirama helps him out. anyway madaras like. "uhh im a vampire yknow" and hashiramas like Oh.........Sexy ;) . they become friends and eventually they start dating. and this is a modern au where like...theres still Magical People and shit but their powers are often pretty like...diluted in the bloodline? like madaras a vampire but like...he can go out in the sun and shit it just makes him sleepy and uncomfortable. hes still gotta drink blood every few weeks tho or he gets sick. i dont really know. (also hashiramas secretly a healer w/ plant powers but he Doesnt Know Yet) anyway madara isnt too keen on just goin around biting people so he mostly drinks...idk...animal blood or blood of shitty people ? hashiramas like. Oh I have an idea! i know how to draw my own blood im a medical professional here u go ! he fuckin. draws his own blood for him. madara feels kinda bad cuz he knows that shit makes u dizzy and weak for a couple hours but hashirama insists so hes like. okay. free food. theres not really any plot i guess. madara talks to him about how some ppl know they hav magic powers and some dont. some dumb shit probably happens where madara gets into a fight with some creature or some shit and hashirama finds him and tries to take care of him and in the process madara discovers hashirama is actually healing him. hashiramas too busy having a panic attack to notice. madara also thinks in his half-conscious bleeding out state that hes seen flowers grow faster around hashirama. when he wakes up and hes all better he tells him that and hashiramas like Oh shit ! that explains that time when i was younger and we bought little baby trees and the one i took care of grew way faster than any other tree like ever haha... anyway its cool.

tobirama and izuna are in there somewhere too and when they discover hashiramas powers tobirama is like. oh shit hey anija remember that time when i said i breathed underwater but our parents said i made it up? im gonna try it again.

mito and toka are there too and they also have some magical powers but idk what they are yet. i also wanna put naori in there cuz shed be a Sexy Vampire Lady and im gay. this au is dumb anyway and i probably wont even write it its just something i think about sometimes

madara shippuden the movie: road to ninja
- i watched road to ninja and i was like OH BOY WHAT IF I MADE A KONOHA FOUNDERS VERSION OF THIS. this takes place in an "izuna lives" au cuz. i always write in izuna lives aus...its just more fun i guess...i want madara to be happy. also this is a long one kinda

anyway madaras walking the village border for security cuz he wants it to be safe. he senses a group of unfamiliar chakra signatures and he goes to check it out and finds a group of rogue shinobi whove banded together cuz idk...they still have a quarrel w/ the uchiha or senju or they just wanna keep making money off war...or maybe all three. anyway they fight and idk, one of them has some forbidden jutsu shit that opens a portal to a parallel world and...switches two madaras around? listen were using naruto movie logic here. anyway madara spends time in an alternate world getting to know the alternate versions of all his friends and hes rly uncomfortable. alt hashirama is really shy and anxious(i mean regular hashirama is anxious but this is more social anxiety) and madaras like. Oh God I Have To Be The One Comforting Now. Help. and hes sad and just wants to go home and he notices thru how ppl talk to him that the alt madara is rly cheerful and happy and hes also havin An Anxiety that his friends back home like the other madara better (ofc he knows in his heart they probably miss him too but hes like. Aaaaaaaa)

meanwhile in the regular world everyones like WHATS HAPPENING !! and alt madara is just like "haha idk :)" and at first he doesnt realize hes in a different world, and when hashirama greets him and talks more hes like "oh you got over ur fear of public speaking!! wow !!" and everyones confused then They realize hes not from this world (idk how maybe tobirama senses some chakra bullshit. again were using naruto movie logic here. also his different personality is a Clue). eventually he gets it tho. he spends most of his time talking to hashirama and izuna. he gets along with mostly everyone tho hes surprised that tobirama is so cold and stoic. cuz alt tobirama is. A Handful. alt madara wants to go home tho so everyones kinda researching and running around trying to figure out What Happened. tobirama senses some odd chakra signatures moving away from the village and hes like. Hmm. idk how this part ends yet i mean i guess they fight them and actually beat them up or some shit. hashirama is Angery. anyway these parts will be short the main bulk of the fic is about madara in the alternate world. theres lots of hashimada pining...Duh

i have a very rough unfinished draft of this actually but thinking about actually writing it properly makes me just wanna go to sleep...its so much

anyway heres the alt personalities

madara
- very cheerful, loves motivating his friends
- always wears his hair in a ponytail
- very sociable and loves networking
- still a monster on the battlefield

hashirama
- not very confident
- extremely shy
- cant stand up for himself
- still super powerful tho
- very gloomy but very kind

tobirama
- very popular
- flirty
- hates paperwork
- his reputation is of the utmost importance to him
- two-faced, he will be outgoing and get along with everyone to their faces, but insults and complains about them behind their backs
- hes kinda mean to hashirama, but even meaner behind his back. hashirama is aware of this


izuna
- kinda dopey
- lazy
- very outgoing but not very popular

mito
- very clumsy
- very kind but shes very loud, most people think shes annoying
- shes really strong like she is normally and people often ask her to demonstrate her skills but unless shes actually fighting a serious battle she always messes it up somehow

toka
- very cranky and yells a lot
- strict, rules are very important to her
- kinda mean, shes not very popular

the...regular naruto timeline plot-ish but with the founders
ill never write this itd be WAY too long but...its like. just. the plot of naruto but better and also with...the founders. i have Ideas but. listen i just think about this a lot okay. also i can shove all my ocs in there somewhere which is like. eyes emoji

the plot isnt Exactly like regular naruto tho its got a lot of differences but...the idea is the same. this is so dumb