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staticnoise) wrote2019-04-24 07:31 pm
staticnoise) wrote2019-04-24 07:31 pm
founders headcanons extravaganza hour
ive been having a bad time recently and im trying to cheer myself up i guess
anyway i have almost no one to talk to abt the founders and if i post my shitposts no one will get it itll just be me sending them into the void, but like...im too scared to post on tumblr and twitter so im just throwing random stuff ive written down that makes me laugh or assorted headcanons or whatever this is just me trying to throw all my random shit in one place...this is so disorganized but i need something to do or im just gonna zone out and stare at the wall for like eight hours or something
ALSO SOMEHOW I TURNED THE TEXT BACKGROUND COLOR TO WHITE AND IDK HOW TO UNDO IT IM SORRY
first of all i have a note in my notes app from february 28 2019 at 4:33am that just says "let tobirama say fuck" and nothing else and i think thats neat
aw i have this written down in a notepad of silly quotes "tobirama: ive only been teaching kagami for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself"
tobirama is a Good Teacher hes not mean or super strict hes very reasonable and considerate. thanks for your time
ohhh no i found an unfinished Angsty fic from tokas pov abt hashirama dying and trying to keep herself together while comforting tobirama oKAY. i mustve been projecting real hard about Family Member Death then...probably wont post it cuz its EMBARRASSINGLY EMO but...maybe one day ill get real brave and post it...
im thinkin of posting the instant messaging fic to ao3 privately...but i have to format all that text with the changing colors and all and like i know How im just lazy. but i...might. but privately cuz if more than like maybe five people see it i Will die
random headcanon time...i have more than these but this is all i can write down without losing track of what im doing right now sorry
hashirama
- okay first of all he has uhhh anxiety and dermatophagia
- he likes drawing and reading stuff about medicine. in like modern aus and stuff even if hes not actually a doctor he has a lot of knowledge about it
- he doesnt like the taste of alcohol that much and really only drinks if hes with his friends or if hes Super Sad
- he can be very sneaky...........hes good at getting around rules cuz thats how being the oldest sibling works. yknow cuz when ur the older sibling u had the most rules but ur younger siblings could murder someone in the house and ur parents would be like "yea whatever". its not fair. BUT we have the Sneaky Knowledge...
- he doesnt get sick often but when he does hes overdramatic about it cuz hes not used to it. "how do you guys get this sick like three times a year...how do you handle it...im dying"
madara
- he is so fucking dramatic and i love him i know thats canon but i just need to reiterate it.
- oh hes a great singer and dancer. madaras singing voice is just so captivating and he has a Fantastic range and he gets really into it.
- local ddr champion
- his cooking skills can range from gourmet chef to Disastrous depending on his mood
tobirama
- he has severe ocd i am so sorry tobirama that i project all my ocd onto you to cope
- he has a mild allergy to shellfish and hes lactose intolerant, im really not sure where i got these from but now its just how it is.
- he is actually capable of humor contrary to popular belief
- he just loves teaching so much?? i said this earlier but hes very good at it and pretty much all his students like him. hes probably gotten thank-you gifts for it like a drawing or a new notebook
izuna
oh were getting into the real shit now. characters that have little canon content you say? my characters now.
- he has a photographic memory but like, without the aid of the sharingan? its like a regular world version of a photographic memory yknow...
- hes very good at math, hes really smart actually he just has that Bastard energy
- he can get very cocky sometimes, he gets over-confident pretty easily which sometimes leads to his downfall.
- he had a slight frontal lisp as a child (the "th" kind)
- he always sorta relied on madara to cook for him so hes not very good at it
- gives people weird nicknames
- sometimes...just Sometimes, madaras overprotection makes him feel patronized, but he knows its because he cares so hes not upset with him for it. he also kinda likes being spoiled sometimes
- he was born in the same year as tobirama which makes him nine days older than him and he constantly teases him about it
- "im done being baby i want power"
mito
- shes pretty dignified and calm on the surface, but shes also very friendly and excitable
- her parents were pretty wealthy so she has a lot of resources and stuff, but they were always sort of indifferent to her when she tried to confide in them which resulted in their relationship becoming pretty strained
- she doesnt cook super often but shes good at it (shes lucky). she enjoys getting together with her friends and just going fuckin wild and baking and cooking a whole bunch of stuff with them.
- she likes painting and drawing ! she hangs lots of her paintings on the walls and sometimes gives them to her pals as gifts
- shes older than both hashirama and madara, but they were all born in the same year
toka
- shes quite shy and reserved but once shes comfortable with someone (which takes a while) shes goofy and fun
- shes 6ft tall
- her birthday is april 7th
- cooks pretty well, but it took her a few years to get the hang of it
- holds her liquor really well, she wins all the drinking competitions
- shes worried she comes across as too severe because shes quiet
- shes about a month older than mito
also hashirama madara and mito are a good friendship trio they are the three-man squad we deserve...theyre Strong... also before hashimada finally get together mito is trying her damn best to get them to realize and confess their feelings and tries to enlist the help of others because goddammit she cant take them dancing around it anymore
OH I HAVE DRIVING HEADCANONS
this is based off driving in the usa since i live there but you can easily replace terms depending on the setting
hashirama - cant parallel park to save his life. cant back up either. usually obeys the rules of the road but speeds sometimes. never passes anyone unless he absolutely has to, like if its a fucking tractor going 10mph or something. probably drives too slowly sometimes. doesnt know anything about cars. "tobirama whats an oil change"
madara - disaster. speed demon. never fucking slows down when he turns and everyone hates it. cuts people off a lot. hes a Road Rage haver. he would be worse but he doesnt want to get pulled over cuz he doesnt wanna deal with it. so hes...relatively okay but like. hes also Terrible.
tobirama - good driver, obeys the rules, but hes actually kinda impatient when driving. good with directions. probably uses his turn signal literally every time he turns. turns really sharply sometimes. yells a lot when other people on the road make mistakes
izuna - izuna probably texts while driving izuna you FOOL. everyone always yells at him to stop tho. but other than that izunas actually very good and respectful of other drivers. forgets to turn his lights on a lot
mito - mitos probably the best driver of the Founders Era Group. she speeds quite a bit. she never does it in well-populated areas tho, and reserves it for driving on backroads. everyones really surprised when they drive w/ her on an empty backroad for the first time and they glance at her spedometer and shes going 70 when the speed limit is 55. eats a lot while driving and has been seen drying her nails out of her sunroof both hashirama and izuna have photographic evidence
toka - gets anxious while driving pretty easily. she hates when people get too close to her car. hates turning left when theres no left arrow on the traffic light. generally pretty responsible but often forgets to look when changing lanes.
ok thats it for now..................im so sorry to anyone who actually read this its all over the place cuz i dropped my brain stem and my brain cells dont know what to do
anyway i have almost no one to talk to abt the founders and if i post my shitposts no one will get it itll just be me sending them into the void, but like...im too scared to post on tumblr and twitter so im just throwing random stuff ive written down that makes me laugh or assorted headcanons or whatever this is just me trying to throw all my random shit in one place...this is so disorganized but i need something to do or im just gonna zone out and stare at the wall for like eight hours or something
ALSO SOMEHOW I TURNED THE TEXT BACKGROUND COLOR TO WHITE AND IDK HOW TO UNDO IT IM SORRY
first of all i have a note in my notes app from february 28 2019 at 4:33am that just says "let tobirama say fuck" and nothing else and i think thats neat
aw i have this written down in a notepad of silly quotes "tobirama: ive only been teaching kagami for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself"
tobirama is a Good Teacher hes not mean or super strict hes very reasonable and considerate. thanks for your time
ohhh no i found an unfinished Angsty fic from tokas pov abt hashirama dying and trying to keep herself together while comforting tobirama oKAY. i mustve been projecting real hard about Family Member Death then...probably wont post it cuz its EMBARRASSINGLY EMO but...maybe one day ill get real brave and post it...
im thinkin of posting the instant messaging fic to ao3 privately...but i have to format all that text with the changing colors and all and like i know How im just lazy. but i...might. but privately cuz if more than like maybe five people see it i Will die
random headcanon time...i have more than these but this is all i can write down without losing track of what im doing right now sorry
hashirama
- okay first of all he has uhhh anxiety and dermatophagia
- he likes drawing and reading stuff about medicine. in like modern aus and stuff even if hes not actually a doctor he has a lot of knowledge about it
- he doesnt like the taste of alcohol that much and really only drinks if hes with his friends or if hes Super Sad
- he can be very sneaky...........hes good at getting around rules cuz thats how being the oldest sibling works. yknow cuz when ur the older sibling u had the most rules but ur younger siblings could murder someone in the house and ur parents would be like "yea whatever". its not fair. BUT we have the Sneaky Knowledge...
- he doesnt get sick often but when he does hes overdramatic about it cuz hes not used to it. "how do you guys get this sick like three times a year...how do you handle it...im dying"
madara
- he is so fucking dramatic and i love him i know thats canon but i just need to reiterate it.
- oh hes a great singer and dancer. madaras singing voice is just so captivating and he has a Fantastic range and he gets really into it.
- local ddr champion
- his cooking skills can range from gourmet chef to Disastrous depending on his mood
tobirama
- he has severe ocd i am so sorry tobirama that i project all my ocd onto you to cope
- he has a mild allergy to shellfish and hes lactose intolerant, im really not sure where i got these from but now its just how it is.
- he is actually capable of humor contrary to popular belief
- he just loves teaching so much?? i said this earlier but hes very good at it and pretty much all his students like him. hes probably gotten thank-you gifts for it like a drawing or a new notebook
izuna
oh were getting into the real shit now. characters that have little canon content you say? my characters now.
- he has a photographic memory but like, without the aid of the sharingan? its like a regular world version of a photographic memory yknow...
- hes very good at math, hes really smart actually he just has that Bastard energy
- he can get very cocky sometimes, he gets over-confident pretty easily which sometimes leads to his downfall.
- he had a slight frontal lisp as a child (the "th" kind)
- he always sorta relied on madara to cook for him so hes not very good at it
- gives people weird nicknames
- sometimes...just Sometimes, madaras overprotection makes him feel patronized, but he knows its because he cares so hes not upset with him for it. he also kinda likes being spoiled sometimes
- he was born in the same year as tobirama which makes him nine days older than him and he constantly teases him about it
- "im done being baby i want power"
mito
- shes pretty dignified and calm on the surface, but shes also very friendly and excitable
- her parents were pretty wealthy so she has a lot of resources and stuff, but they were always sort of indifferent to her when she tried to confide in them which resulted in their relationship becoming pretty strained
- she doesnt cook super often but shes good at it (shes lucky). she enjoys getting together with her friends and just going fuckin wild and baking and cooking a whole bunch of stuff with them.
- she likes painting and drawing ! she hangs lots of her paintings on the walls and sometimes gives them to her pals as gifts
- shes older than both hashirama and madara, but they were all born in the same year
toka
- shes quite shy and reserved but once shes comfortable with someone (which takes a while) shes goofy and fun
- shes 6ft tall
- her birthday is april 7th
- cooks pretty well, but it took her a few years to get the hang of it
- holds her liquor really well, she wins all the drinking competitions
- shes worried she comes across as too severe because shes quiet
- shes about a month older than mito
also hashirama madara and mito are a good friendship trio they are the three-man squad we deserve...theyre Strong... also before hashimada finally get together mito is trying her damn best to get them to realize and confess their feelings and tries to enlist the help of others because goddammit she cant take them dancing around it anymore
OH I HAVE DRIVING HEADCANONS
this is based off driving in the usa since i live there but you can easily replace terms depending on the setting
hashirama - cant parallel park to save his life. cant back up either. usually obeys the rules of the road but speeds sometimes. never passes anyone unless he absolutely has to, like if its a fucking tractor going 10mph or something. probably drives too slowly sometimes. doesnt know anything about cars. "tobirama whats an oil change"
madara - disaster. speed demon. never fucking slows down when he turns and everyone hates it. cuts people off a lot. hes a Road Rage haver. he would be worse but he doesnt want to get pulled over cuz he doesnt wanna deal with it. so hes...relatively okay but like. hes also Terrible.
tobirama - good driver, obeys the rules, but hes actually kinda impatient when driving. good with directions. probably uses his turn signal literally every time he turns. turns really sharply sometimes. yells a lot when other people on the road make mistakes
izuna - izuna probably texts while driving izuna you FOOL. everyone always yells at him to stop tho. but other than that izunas actually very good and respectful of other drivers. forgets to turn his lights on a lot
mito - mitos probably the best driver of the Founders Era Group. she speeds quite a bit. she never does it in well-populated areas tho, and reserves it for driving on backroads. everyones really surprised when they drive w/ her on an empty backroad for the first time and they glance at her spedometer and shes going 70 when the speed limit is 55. eats a lot while driving and has been seen drying her nails out of her sunroof both hashirama and izuna have photographic evidence
toka - gets anxious while driving pretty easily. she hates when people get too close to her car. hates turning left when theres no left arrow on the traffic light. generally pretty responsible but often forgets to look when changing lanes.
ok thats it for now..................im so sorry to anyone who actually read this its all over the place cuz i dropped my brain stem and my brain cells dont know what to do